Need to Vent? Mittens Is Listening.

No advice. No cringe. No DMs.
Just a custom meme, roast, or “classified” closure letter from the most tactical cat on the internet.

Ever feel bad for venting about your breakup, situationship, or relationship drama to your friends?
Are you starting to notice them drifting away, replying less, or just zoning out?
You’re not alone. Most people eventually bottle it up, not because they’re healed, but because nobody wants to be that friend.

That’s why this exists.

Here’s how it works:
You drop your breakup story, relationship rant, or any pain point that’s weighing you down (anonymous if you want).
Pick what you want back, a custom meme, a savage roast, or a “classified” closure letter—and Mittens will send it straight to your inbox.
No judgment, no awkwardness, and you don’t have to explain yourself.
It might not be instant (even cats nap), but you’ll always get a reply. Sometimes it’s petty, sometimes savage, sometimes exactly what you need to feel seen.

This service is free while it’s in beta. If you like what you get, consider tipping. If something’s missing, let us know. Mittens is always leveling up. This is just here to bring a little humor when life gets heavy. We all have those days. Some are just worse than others.

Ready to unload? Submit below. get your custom meme, roast, or closure letter. Mittens is listening.

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