DOPAMINE DETOX: THE 30-DAY EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL
Your brain is hooked on someone who's already forgotten you. Time to reset your wiring.

THIS ISN'T THERAPY. THIS IS CHEMICAL WARFARE.

Built for:
✓ High-agency degenerates who are done crying
✓ Therapy-resistant action takers
✓ People who want results, not journal prompts

"I'm who friends call after their 3am 'u up?' texts get left on read. One hour to vent - then we go to war. This protocol was forged in the trenches of real heartbreak, not some therapist's notebook."

WHAT YOU'RE GETTING

🔬 Neurochemical Override
Rewire your addiction pathways in 30 days or less

💀 The "Scorched Earth" Routine

• Morning: Cardio so intense you forget their name
• Night: Blackout protocols to prevent drunk texts

📉 Relapse Autopsy Kit
Turn every fuck-up into actionable data

🐾 Mittens' Field Notes
A cat's unfiltered commentary on your progress

This isn't a "healing journey." This is a tactical strike on your weakest self.

THE MITTENS GUARANTEE

Do the work for 30 days. Post daily proof @mittensxyz.

If you're not at least 50% less pathetic:
✔ Full refund
✔ Public shaming (your choice)

Top performers get:
✓ Featured on the "Hall of Unbothered"
✓ A certificate proving you have self-respect

No proof = no refund. We don't coddle liars here.

Why Listen to Me?

Therapy and pills didn’t work.
Science, discipline, and this protocol did.
After 7 days, pain = cut by 50%.
If you want results and not hand-holding. Get the protocol!

Who This Is For

✅High-agency, analytical types who want tactical results.

✅People done with self-help platitudes, ready to take action.

✅Anyone who prefers protocols over “processing.”

Who This Is NOT For

❌ Comfort-seekers, wallowers, excuse-makers.

❌ Anyone looking for “get your ex back” schemes.

❌ Passive readers and lurkers.

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee: Proof or Nothing

Do the protocol for 30 days. Post daily proof—tag @mittensxyz on IG, TikTok, or Twitter/X.

If you’re not at least 50% better, I’ll refund you.

• Funniest or most savage progress tags get reposted, memed, and featured as “Mittens Approved.”
• Top transformations will get a certificate from Mittens.

No proof, no refund.
No action, no refund.
No comfort tourists.

This is for people who want results and aren’t afraid to flex them.

Buy. Tag. Flex. Recover.

Turn your pain into engagement. Join the only breakup protocol that rewards action, not whining.

Early Feedback:

LAST CHANCE BAILOUT:
*If you're still reading, you're already better than 99% of the wallowers out there. The question is - are you ready to prove it?*

[🚀 DEPLOY PROTOCOL NOW]

Mittens' final note: "The weak quit. The strong get tagged in progress pics."